Interesting facts I & II

INTERESTING FACTS

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)
2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it)
3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig) (How'd they figure this out, and why?)
4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still can't get over that pig thing) (Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)
5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) (And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)
6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmmmmm........)
7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)
8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did taxpayers pay for this research??)
9. Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)
10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)
12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death. (Creepy)
13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the....) (Well, at least pigs get a break there...)
14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)
15. Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)
16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.)
17. Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too.)

Interesting Facts II

1. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
2. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
3. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
4. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
5. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
7. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
8. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
9. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
10. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
11. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
12. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
13. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
14. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
15. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
16. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
17. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
18. Marilyn Monroe had six toes. (rumor)
19. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.
20. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
21. Pearls melt in vinegar.
22. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
23. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
24. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
25. A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why. (Or does it? http://www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/acoustics_world/duck/duck.htm)
26. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
27. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal.' The second was William Jefferson Clinton.
28. Turtles can breathe through their butts.
29. Butterflies taste with their feet.
30. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
31. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
32. On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
33. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
34. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
35. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
36. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
37. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. (or can you? http://www.uvm.edu/~dfisher1/random/elbow.jpg http://www.uvm.edu/~dfisher1/random/elbow2.jpg)
38. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
39. A snail can sleep for three years.
40. No word in the English language rhymes with 'MONTH.'
41. Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
42. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!
43. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
44. All polar bears are left handed.
45. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
46. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
47. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
48. 'Go', is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
49. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
50. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
51. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
52. Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.

enjoyyyyyy, lol, promise promise promise i will update with something that has more substance next time inshalla,tawa amta next time, Allaho A3lam!!! there's a lot i want to comment on, i just need some time to settle in...

Miss you all so much

Take care

Salamaaaaaat
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UPDATE! lol

3ala 7'ater 3yoonik ya Maysoon, im updating! lol so please, keep visiting!

I was coming home form work, and of course being in Libya means u're always subjected to a major traffic jam because some ass just refused to follow the rules, or just wanted to do his own thing, we've got lots of free-spirits in Libya, all wanting to do their OWN thing! now you see, if you have a small car, you can waltz your way, zigzag your way out, its dangerous at times, but passable! BUT IF YOUR A DAMN 6AN6A YOU CANNOT! YOU JUST CAN NOT! so that’s what happened, some ASS, and please excuse my French, decided to do his thing! and what a thing it was! i of course took some pictures! if it wasn’t for some guys, i think i would still be there!

Oh, something else OLD MEN SHOULD HAVE THEIR LICENSES REVOKED! AS SIMPLE AS THAT! im THE MOST sympathetic person on the face of the earth trust me, bs ba3d that day, I realized that we are in a country where no one wants to cooperate, or do anything to better their country, A dog eat dog policy. Ya Rabbi Nafsi o 7'alas! no team spirit whatsoever! Most of the old men driving where the ones that were the most stubborn, they just wouldn’t abide! Whenever they saw a chance they to escape, they would take it, causing more choas and jam as a result! I just hated them; I hated the selfishness in them. No one, and im not exaggerating, tried to cooperate! reffering to old stubborn men. It's your country, its your roads, you make it a better place to live it, my mom always tells me
الجنة من غير ناس ما بتنداس - ما بتنداس يعنى ما تقدرش تعفس فيها .

So how about living in a country with this lot?



Mr.6AN6AAAAA trouble maker!

1st attempt, those 2 guys had enough, so they turned off their engines, and tried to sort out this mess! it took them 25 minutes to think "i've had enough" how patient! eh!


thats the 3rd guy, if it wasnot for him, and the Mr.man with badla 3askariya i think, we would've gotten stuck till eternity! the previous 2 couldnot do anything!

Here's Mr.Man with badla 3askariya! THANK YOU 3AMOUUUU


35 minutes later, lots of sweating! uff!!o rawaye7! Allah la yshamemkom! He was able to set us free!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY IM FREEEEEEEEE, i keep dreading going via this road now, dont have a choice though!

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Grandma in Denial !!!! BIG TIME!!!

I MISSED YOU! dont ask me why its in green!

I was really really disgusted when i saw those pics, and i thought, hey romana, why do u only share your frusration and sadness , you should share your disgust as well, that way we can truly be in sync with one another! lool YOU WILL HATE ME! REALLY!!!

IM still trying to analyze what the hell she was thinking when she went out in public like that, i dared to post them because the pics are simply ridiclous despite the item of clothing chosen! ahh just check'em out! lol and let me know how disgusted are you?

Sorry for being away, im in a bit of a turmoil, couldnt keep myself that detached though! See you soon!










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YUMM????

Hey everyone, Im being deported!!! lol... im going to be the manager's assistant for the next week, as his assistant is away for vacation. Because of those changes, i wont be able to access my blog, and your blogs as frequently as i would like to! so, i'll leave u to stare at the creativity of the attached cakes! I wouldnt touch them if they were made for me, i'll probably embalm them and just look at them forever and ever more!!! loool, okiee, that's a bit extreme! but u'll know what im talking about once u check them out!



the thing about them, is that u feel they're made to be looked at, not touched! yes, im talking about the cakes! lol



I always thought I was good at baking!!



my friends call me a "6ortatist" hehehe... i'll bake a cake as soon as we get our stupid oven fixed and i'll take pics, and u'll love it, and u will want to taste it,and i will be the 6ortatist of the year!!! and im being silly now! loool



You all have a lovely day filled with yumminess! lol :P :)

cake, burger?!

this person is probably must be an architecht as well!


ding dong! 7'atri i ring the bell! THIS LOOKS BETTER THAN OUR KITCHEN!!!!
Why would someone request a DHL package for a cake???
lol, crazy ppl!
Start Celebrating!WHY would i want a scorpion as a birthday cake?! Now this is cool! my eyes went like $$$$$$$$$$$
This person is so creative! the accuracy!
EYO!
For all Pepsi Addicts out there! this is for u!

I dont have a laptop, this will do!
TREASURE! 7assa roo7i fi pirates of the carribean!

cool
those ppl have gambling problems!




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Clutter , Memories...

Good morning everyone, Inshalla you all had a lovely weekend :)

I was really bored on Friday, so I decided to rummage through my closet to tidy it a bit... I came across a box , on the lid a bold red "KEEP OUT", typical teenager! lol

It's been forever since i have last checked it, and reminisced with it! I have totally forgotten about my dearly beloved box, that I actually forgot it exsisted... God the things you let urself burry in your memories! So Ii took a look, everything chaoticaly in place as I last left it!

I found my letters, my cards, and then my clutter! I have a bad habbit of keeping everything and anything a friend has given to me... LITERALLY! I found a bunch of stuff, to anyone , they seem useless, to me, long forgotten memories... glad I found them, I needed a potion of happiness... I took pictures of course, how could I not?

I was telling my friend that keeping a blog is like keeping a newspaper, you should always have some material ready for posting! lol it feels good, hope im making a good editor!

Here you go, You all have a wonderful day :)



I have everything labelled, i know its minuscule,u could save the pic, zoom in, read,good resolution, dont worry, :)

Bunch of my letters, still have more... just a sample.. lol

my report cards!!!!
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IM FRUSTRATED,ANGRY, PISSED OFF, AND SAD!!!


I had an accident last Thursday,dont worry, all is fine, still one piece, some A** just decided to cross the red light, and boom, i was the vitctim of his negligence! My poor parents are stuck driving me to, and from work!

Yesterday i had to make them wait a little bit, was handed work at the last minute... so they switched on the radio, Libya FM, and listened to this "Sheikh" ramble on!


I JUST HATE WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO ISLAM, THEY ARE ABUSING EVERYTHING ISLAM STANDS FOR!!!


so here's this a**'** "fatwa":


1-A woman should never do ANYTHING without her husband, when he comes home, and goes to sleep, she should stop everything she's doing and go to sleep as well, she shouldn't sit infront of the tv with her kids and watch tv with them, damn the kids , she should rush to her husband وتنخمد معاه!!!


2- She should ask for his permission in EVERYTHING, even when she goes to pray. She must ask him "Dear husband, please excuse me, but can i go and pray?"

what the F****!!!!!!!


3- According to Sharee3a, if the wife is widowed, and has no kids, she's not entitled to anything but what al sharee3a states.If she was to be homeless and his family asked for the house, they can have the house, and she has to
"اتدبر امورها لانو الشريعة تنص على ذلك "


4- I SWITCHED OFF THE DAMN RADIO COS I COULDNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE!


I understand, totally understand that there are things Al sharee3a states, but then again, الدين سماح، معاملة،رفق،سلام not what this "sheikh" is saying!

so if a widow, who spent her life with her husband, sharing with him her life, her love, has to اتدبر امورها ??? she's just simply kicked out? What are WE slaves? sub-servants?Inferior?Secondary? Our mere existance is to fulfill man's every yearning sexual, emotional, spiritual desire? Is that what we are on this earth for!?! IS THAT WHAT ISLAM SAYS???IT DOESNOT!!! IT DOES NOT!

SO WHY ARE THEY MUTILATING IT? WHY?


you wanna hear latest "Fatwas" as well, some Saudi "Sheikh" حرم Barbies, why??? because when he felt up the doll whose made for 5 years olds, it turned him on, it enticed him, why? Because apparently Barbie's plastic made body resembles that of a woman's(DUH), so its 7aram to buy any barbies لانها تثير غرائز الرجل !!!!

WHY WAS HE FEELING A BARBIE??? WHAT ELSE DOES HE TOUCH THAT TURNS HIM ON??? WHO IS HE TO يحرم و يخلل?! AND since when has it become such a normal, day-to-day chore for someone to simply يحرم و يحلل? I honestly dont get it anymore??


please do notice that the previous "fatwa" and the next one are sexually related!


Now here's another "Fatwa" for you:


If a guy is sitting in a cafe, and he leaves, then a woman sits in the same place right after he leaves, when his chair or seat is still warm its considered "zina" cos "sexual intercourse" has taken place! As the woman sat right in the man's warm seat?!!!!


I AM GOING CRAZY!


WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO???


Islam, my condolences...


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Things to do when ur co-worker goes on Vacation!

they made me laugh! hope they will make u laugh too! loool quite creative! hehehe love creative people!

but just imagine ur desk, or cubicle, or ur office is turned to one of the following pics, what would you do? lool im sure the person who did it would bear lots of feelings for u to be harvested! But hey, they did take a lot of time to get it done, so give them credit for it! Lol








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owww...could death be any nearer???

MORNINGGG my bros and sisters...

A_akak, thanks bro for worrying, hehehe meant a lot to me that i was missed, even only by a couple of people... dont worry ahmed, no bug will keep me away from you guys... i was just over loaded with work, that's all.. BUT THANK YOU!!

Lovely hibo, thanks ya 7elwa halba halba halba, wala yhimik mafee shay... o matez3aleesh, inshalla awel ma inkamel i will visit your blog sis, o il7amdilla 3ala salmtik :)

i'll leave you now with the following pics to check, scary man! i will post something better laters... promise...


Cheerzzz









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