Could they be any Dumber???
Please please read on and see HOW DUMB AND STUPID THOSE PPL ARE!!! I just loved those answers, made me wonder what the hell where they thinking when they responded, or asked those questions!!! emm, i guess they werenot thinking! lool check'em out... Maysoon, hope those will cheer u up as well ...
I'm off for today...
ترقبواغدا مقالة عن العنصرية مععععععععع رومانا على بلوقسبوت. كوم
hehehehe see ya tomo
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These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July 15.Q: What year?
A: Every year.
______________________________________
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?_____________________________________
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
_____________________________________
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
______________________________________
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
_____________________________________
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
______________________________________
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
______________________________________
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
______________________________________
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
______________________________________
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
______________________________________
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
______________________________________
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
______________________________________
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
I'm off for today...
ترقبواغدا مقالة عن العنصرية مععععععععع رومانا على بلوقسبوت. كوم
hehehehe see ya tomo
______________________________________
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July 15.Q: What year?
A: Every year.
______________________________________
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
______________________________________
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?_____________________________________
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
_____________________________________
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
______________________________________
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
_____________________________________
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
______________________________________
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
______________________________________
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
______________________________________
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
______________________________________
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
______________________________________
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
______________________________________
Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
______________________________________
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
______________________________________
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
______________________________________
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
June 26, 2007 at 8:48 a.m.
LOL me first me first
ahmed don't try to pull a smart one on me by saying u let me be first :p
thanks for sharing haboba..lol
June 26, 2007 at 9:31 a.m.
Damoon, ti sbaaaa7 il 7'er ya benti!! bahi greeteeh lil post inti? loool in7ess feek 7ajma hojooom!
u're welcome ya 7abooba, this word is so cute, 7abooba, isnot it? lool
June 26, 2007 at 9:58 a.m.
LOL eeeh gretah and laughed so hard of how DUMB they r..lol
lol i hope i made da right comment
te sba7 elnooor ya haboba..lol
June 26, 2007 at 10:20 a.m.
LOL stupid..I loved the autopsy ones..lol
and this one:
Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
Same as Meral's answer when I ask her to say the truth..lol ngolelha goli el7ag, she goes "el7ag"..lol
June 26, 2007 at 10:46 a.m.
very funny, I enjoyed reading them this morning :o)
my favuorite one:
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan. :oD
June 26, 2007 at 11:02 a.m.
LOL @ DaMoon, I could have replied the 1st but i considered your feeling as i saw this post quite early but I said "DaMoon wants to reply 1st"
The comments are hilarious and thank you :)
Fe Aman Allah
June 26, 2007 at 12:26 p.m.
nice try ahmed...lol
June 26, 2007 at 2:11 p.m.
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool 3ala Damoon o ahmed KAL 3ADA!!! emmm a question, when are you going to end this battle?? lool
Maysoon, ya w7'ayti ysalemha li Meral... its cool that u related to one of the questions! lool btw, i've always wanted to ask u, what does Meral mean, its such a unique name? im sure she's just as unique =) she has u for a mother!
anglo-Libyan, poor Cathy! lool if my husband-to-be pulled a stunt like that, he's soo dead! lol
a_akak, mish galetlik Damoon dont oull a smart one, U PULLED IT! LOOL
well she won, there's nothin u can do about it! loool
o ta3aaalaaa jaaaay, 3alaaash inshalla ya fale7 ma dertish comment if u saw it 1st thing the morning?? 7'era inshalla il post bta3i, mish 3ajbikkkkk?! WA7DA LIBIYA SHALFTIYA TLAGE7! loool
June 26, 2007 at 2:16 p.m.
LOL Romana, thanks ya 7anna for ur sweet words..lol Meral means 3'zala in Turkish language :o)
June 26, 2007 at 2:21 p.m.
thanks, lovely lovely name... just in case, im taking permission from u to use the name if Allah rzagni bi a girl... ha what do you say?
June 26, 2007 at 2:31 p.m.
Romana, I actually saw ur post but i think i had to go or i had someone in the office or something like that plus making DaMoon happy is better than any #1 position ;) and regarding the "Shlaftiya" comment, JOIN THE CLUB lol as i am probably the the BIGGIST shlaftee on the blogs lol
Plus, I am sooooooooo busy these days that i am struggling to keep up with the blogs as i have another 3 reports to complete....... So pray for me that i do well or pray that I mess them up soooooooo much that they sack me and it would make my decision to go back much easier
Keep It Up :) ur blog is looking good
Fe Aman Allah
June 26, 2007 at 3:00 p.m.
no comment...lol
June 26, 2007 at 3:06 p.m.
heheheh shofti ya Damoooooooon, ti mino zayek inti, ahmed wants to make u happy!! ahmed, tawa yjee 7'ateeb damoon o ydeer m3ak 3arka, FEKNA 3AD! lool
nooo dont say that, FAAL IL ALlAH WALA FALIK!!! u will do well, u graduated from hmmm, okie i cant remember, i know its about pipe engineering, no? well my point, is that u've come so far... U WONT SCREW UP, Allah Ykoon Ma3ak, bs im sure ur 3 reports will be ready... and A_akak, trust me, coming here isnot worth it, unless u get an offer 7arzaan, other than that, 7'ALEK WEEN MA INTA YA WELD!
o 3ala 7kayet il shlaftiya ya ebni!!!! konet nestanna fik tgooli laa ya romana, 7ashaak, inti shlaftiya, b3eed il saaaw! lool that's how we are, girls that is, u tell us something, and we tell u we want the opposite! lool
bs walla walla, the best in ur reports... =)
oww and thanks 3ala il comment bout my blog...
cheerzzz
Damoon: loool sorry law a7rajtik walla 7aja!
June 26, 2007 at 3:32 p.m.
what was so funny thanks for the laugh :)
bye
June 26, 2007 at 3:57 p.m.
Welcome fatboy,this is ur 1st visit, cool! thanks man.. glad u liked them...
June 26, 2007 at 4:24 p.m.
"7ashak min al-shlaftia"!!!
June 26, 2007 at 4:32 p.m.
a_akak; u r on my "favourite ppl" list now! loool now thats what im talkin about! loool
thanks man! for actually getting it! lool
June 26, 2007 at 4:44 p.m.
be nice or otherwise she'll delete u from her fav. list...lol girls power...lol
ya haboba la a7rajtene la sawoo, ane zengoo..lol
June 26, 2007 at 4:53 p.m.
hehehe.. ta3rfi Damoon bil 7ag ahmed in7ess fih jata 3o9da minnah! lool we should make a cartoon, Girl power against A_akak, and his tool of choice is, guess guess damoon?? PIPES! lol what do u think a_akak? would u like to be a part of our Girl Power Vs A_akak Cartoon??? ;) :P lool
June 26, 2007 at 11:36 p.m.
lol, my super weapon is a pipe :) lol and it is a privilege to be on ur list :)
Thanks
Fe Aman Allah
June 27, 2007 at 7:40 a.m.
ohhhhhh, u r definetly staying on my Fav list ahmed... and thanks...u're such a sweetie, really.. =)
June 27, 2007 at 8:20 a.m.
sa7eet 3al sha7sh7a ya ahmed...lol romana, matkhaleshe yaklek belsayen (wa7da tu7fur) :op
me like Girl Power Vs. Mr. Toubbowat ;)
jk..lol
June 27, 2007 at 8:51 a.m.
morning Damoon,lol, ehe dont worryyyy, dana romana o
والاجر على الله , omaaal fakra ehh?! lol
June 27, 2007 at 8:54 a.m.
good morning to u too sunshine...lol
ahhh warrrihummm ya habibtchiiiii, ommmaaallll
yallah update..lol
June 27, 2007 at 9:02 a.m.
heehe ta3rfi, mish saga3 inti! loool ti i posted a comment 3ala il racism, mafhamtish 7'er 3ammah it was posted downstairs,lol,lo6a shwaya tlageh... lakin esm3i, il post jaw serious o jaw نخن و الوطن
و الامة الحزينة و المشاعر الصادقة و الشفافة!
okie bdet no7'rot ani, lakin u get the point!
June 27, 2007 at 9:05 a.m.
I give you my permission.. duh..lol like I invented the name, no hun seriously feel free to use it if inshallah inshallah ya3ni keda rabena urzo2ek b banoota 7elwa w katkoota "sorry Nancy’s new album - shakhbat shakhabeet - m2athr fea"..lol
LOL @ Girl Power Vs. Mr. Toubbowat ... Ahmed is being peaceful take it easy on him girls..lol
June 27, 2007 at 9:09 a.m.
It was posted down there because you started it as a new post on the day.. right? you started writing it but you didn't publish it? .. blogger erfes..lol it shouldn't be this way tho.. it should show the date and time of when you hit the publish..lol
June 27, 2007 at 9:10 a.m.
morning Maysoon, sanki youuuuuu awi awi awi Rabbena y7'aleeki lenna... btw i hated that album bta3 nancy... mahdamtaash...she's cute mashi ba3 her baby face, bs mish 3arfa... not into those kiddos... wa7da mdayra roo7ha mature o jaw! lool
yea i know,Ahmed nazleen 3aleeh 7abeteen, bs i think he likes the attention! mino zaya the hottest girls yedwu 7ateenah fi rashom 24/7, lool walla shino ra2yek ahmed if u're readin this,...
wish the guy luck with his reports.. he nearly made me cry ta3rfi! lool
June 27, 2007 at 9:10 a.m.
Wooook I didn't make sense..lol fotini fotini
June 27, 2007 at 9:13 a.m.
yep sa7, i saved it as a draft.. dont know, maybe i'll do something about it, cos its silly when its down, it wont be viewed in7ess fih! تعبى سيذهب هباءا i dont even know whether the last arabic word is spelled correctly!
June 27, 2007 at 9:14 a.m.
ti shino u didnt make sense, fhamnaak!!!
June 27, 2007 at 9:18 a.m.
Velcome ya 7abibtee
Romana.. I actually bought it because of Meral I wanted her to stop listening to adult songs and direct her attention to kiddos songs..lol but I liked only one song in that album which is "shater shater" it is cute..lol I haven't watched on TV yet tho..
LOL @ hottest girls 7atenah fe rashom .. wallahi you gonna scare him away.. :op
Ok good if you understood me.. well you can copy past it to a word document.. delete the post and a open a new post and paste it there.. just note that pictures won't be copy pasted.. I hate that about blogger you will have to upload them men awl ojdeed..lol
About haba2" I think it's correct!! ..lol you see it's easier in latin letters and you can still use el tanween..lol
June 27, 2007 at 9:31 a.m.
Thanks... btw u brought up such a strong point about the songs, u know the kid that i have her pic posted on my blog,she my best friends' sister, and she wont rest untill she watches "min daah illi maya3raf dodo" that slutty girl! i always tell her not to subject her to this type of crap from such a young age, we dont want a 2 year old to be dancing like that woman/slut! lol
and the song bta3 shater, yeaaa, illi ma byesma3 kelmet emmoh, right that one??
thanks about the posting tips, yea i know i tried that, cos sometimes i copy/paste on word to correct my spelling...and the stupid pics have to uploaded again,been there..not cool! lool
thanks a lot for ur cooperation, plz contact 0099933399933 to recieve a full account on how to send u ur gift! lool
xxx
June 27, 2007 at 10:30 a.m.
Romana you didn't copy past the comments! they're gone now! :o(.. m3lish.. let's hope Ahmed won't ez3l..lol
BTW I HATE THAT DANA.. maya3a really! the shater shater song yes.. you're correct.. lol
My gift will be take me out for coffee :op.. what you say I am free today evening!..lol
June 27, 2007 at 10:48 a.m.
would love to take u for coffee! lool hey y dont we make it on a weekend, really... 7'alas the dating period is over! lool why dont we go to coffee, or lunch?? serious raho? with damoon...
June 27, 2007 at 11:05 a.m.
dont forget the poor guy who is exiled in gloomy London :( ....... or when/if you have coffee, have one extra cup with my name on it :P
Now to the music, "Let the Rhythm take you over" or not :P, i think arabic music is getting worse by the day and video clips are challenging each other on who can be the most provocative, but still there are a few good songs out their
Romana, you posts are coming out bilmagloob? or is my brain not functioning?
Fe aman Allah
June 27, 2007 at 11:37 a.m.
hahaha dont worry, kana inshalal tlageena kol ma naklo aw neshrabu 7aja ra7 insammou bi esmik, happy now exiled guy in london? lol
as far as the music industry goes, sorry for sayin, ITS CRAP! no material,no lyrics, no music, JUST PLAIN CRAP! yes, fi kam 7aja aho can get a passing grade, bs 3al 7affa, jaw mdayra 6a3n and stuff like that bash nej7u!!!
and my post, belmagloob, y? lemmie check what i screwed up? i've beene experimenting! loool
June 27, 2007 at 12:12 p.m.
Sure we'll go.. but when is the weekend?..lol for me it's only Friday and that's for Meral to go to the beach, if you're off on Saturday I am working in the morning we can make it around sevenish in the evening! If you agree email me on the email showing on my profile and we'll discuss the other details :oD
June 27, 2007 at 12:22 p.m.
sure thing Maysoon, would be cool... will email u as soon as possible to confirm...
I WANNNTT TO GO TO THE BEACH!!! luckky MERAAL!!! have funn!!
hey where do u guys go??? theres a beach here u can actually go to?
June 27, 2007 at 1:14 p.m.
Well we go to qaryet janzour! I loved the changes they have done there especially at 8 in the morning it's quiet and nice :o)..
Awaiting your email!
June 27, 2007 at 1:21 p.m.
NICE... i've always loved qaryet Janzour, have lovely memories...we used to go there when we were kids...kif fet7et..
i'll probably convince my mom to check it out..
and heyy, i already sent u an email... =)